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I love it
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I am the slave to the Mistress.
The Mistress of the Arts.
Her whips and chains are made of canvas, paint, paper, ink, sound, metal, stone, earth, air, glass.
Pain has never been so relieving.
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Don't sweat the petty things. Don't pet the sweaty things.
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...and no I do not like MCR.
Remember, we have a date (soon).
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"You know, people don't cry when they're sad. People cry when they're frustrated or overwhelmed." ~ Holly Black, Valiant, A Modern Tale of Fairie
Maybe 'cos I'm screwed up like that, but yeah.
It's prettiful. [does happy dance]
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"By order of zee emperor, zere will be no strudel eating on zee mountain today...."
- Old Vienna (1940s)
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